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    I find your lack of faith disturbing. A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master. Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him. Ye-ha! She must have hidden the plans in the escape pod. Send a detachment down to retrieve them, and see to it personally, Commander. There'll be no one to stop us this time! Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.

    Still, she's got a lot of spirit. I don't know, what do you think? You think a princess and a guy like me- Don't act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren't on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you. Partially, but it also obeys your commands. He is here. Dantooine. They're on Dantooine. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me.

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  • Don't Underestimate the Force

    Don't underestimate the Force. Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you. Still, she's got a lot of spirit. I don't know, what do you think? You think a princess and a guy like me-

    I call it luck. Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him. Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone.

    A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master. I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing. Ye-ha! Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. There's no mystical energy field that controls my destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense. Remember, a Jedi can feel the Force flowing through him.

    Partially, but it also obeys your commands. I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct. Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them. The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers. No! Alderaan is peaceful. We have no weapons. You can't possibly... Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money.

    In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. I don't know what you're talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan-- I'm surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself. I'm trying not to, kid. What good is a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station ain't my idea of courage. It's more like...suicide. You don't believe in the Force, do you?

  • It's A Patriotic Weekend Here In North America

    I don't know what you did, Fry, but once again, you screwed up! Now all the planets are gonna start cracking wise about our mamas. Say what? I never loved you.

    OK, if everyone's finished being stupid. Bender, this is Fry's decision... and he made it wrong. So it's time for us to interfere in his life. Fry! Stay back! He's too powerful!

    We're rescuing ya. Robot 1-X, save my friends! And Zoidberg! How much did you make me? Ok, we'll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we'll go ride the bumper cars. Is that a cooking show?

    You don't know how to do any of those. OK, this has gotta stop. I'm going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can. Oh God, what have I done? Our love isn't any different from yours, except it's hotter, because I'm involved. Uh, is the puppy mechanical in any way? But I've never been to the moon!

    Why would a robot need to drink? That's a popular name today. Little "e", big "B"? Well, let's just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it. It doesn't look so shiny to me. Bender, we're trying our best. I had more, but you go ahead.

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