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  • It's A Patriotic Weekend Here In North America

    I don't know what you did, Fry, but once again, you screwed up! Now all the planets are gonna start cracking wise about our mamas. Say what? I never loved you.

    OK, if everyone's finished being stupid. Bender, this is Fry's decision... and he made it wrong. So it's time for us to interfere in his life. Fry! Stay back! He's too powerful!

    We're rescuing ya. Robot 1-X, save my friends! And Zoidberg! How much did you make me? Ok, we'll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we'll go ride the bumper cars. Is that a cooking show?

    You don't know how to do any of those. OK, this has gotta stop. I'm going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can. Oh God, what have I done? Our love isn't any different from yours, except it's hotter, because I'm involved. Uh, is the puppy mechanical in any way? But I've never been to the moon!

    Why would a robot need to drink? That's a popular name today. Little "e", big "B"? Well, let's just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it. It doesn't look so shiny to me. Bender, we're trying our best. I had more, but you go ahead.